Millie Garfield is the stuff of internet legend. She's 84 years old, cyber-savvy, and as cute as the day is long (although, at 84, bedtime usually falls around sunset, so let's keep that rhetorical).

Thanks in part to her son, Steve, Millie is arguably the queen of elderbloggers (yes, that's a term), keeping us updated on her life in Florida via events like offering free lessons in Yiddish, loving Larry David, and trying to open stuff.

Internet nerds, meet Millie Garfield, the webbiest nana you never had.


Millie can't open these Animal Crackers:





Millie drinks with TWO straws:





Millie can't open these eggs:





Millie can't close the suitcase:





Millie advises Larry David on opening things: