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There is a time to academically discuss light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, and there is a time to watch LASERS. This is a time to watch lasers...shooting out of an animal's eyes. Laser portraits are awesome, but cheesy laser effects might be more awesome. [EDITOR'S NOTE: Don't forget Saturday Night Live's ongoing "Laser Cats" Digital Short!]

Epic battles have been waged in the animal kingdom by fang and claw, but once animals mated with lasers a new breed of super-animal was born. They scorched the earth, created bone-dry deserts with their high-beams and left a path of blind dinosaurs in their wake. Even if this rhinoceros had a sword it never had a chance against a lion with lasers. (NSFW Language). Laser animals are rare these days, but every so often someone catches one in action and never lives to tell about it.


  • Cat vs. Cat. Only one shall survive.



  • Not only are chinchillas dangerous to eat alive, now they can shoot lasers.



  • If you've only got :01 sec of free time, this is your video.






  • Owls have amazing laser-guided eyesight.



  • These pulsating laser blasts are guaranteed to cause vision impairment.



  • Super Dog shooting a super silent laser.



Related:// Animals Chasing Lasers, aka the Cutest Video Montage Ever
Photo:// Fenchurch! Flickr / CC BY-NC-ND 2.0