Weird face with heavy dark makeupLinked to by a Twitter account that no longer exists, the artsy-fartsy, mildly disturbing YouTube clip below is at the midst of A RUMOR TORNADO, currently swirling its way across the blogosphere and claiming victims left and right.

Is it viral marketing for an upcoming album by Christina Aguilera? Lady Gaga? Lesser-known electropop songstresses Goldfrapp? Meschach Taylor? None of the above?

Whatever the case, some gal with eyelashes is licking tree bark, which can only mean one thing: EXPECT AMAZING MUSIC FROM SOMEBODY, POSSIBLY IN THE NEAR FUTURE! Maybe!