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Jersey Shore iPhone appDespite the protests of various organizations, state legislature, and Domino's pizza, MTV's reality show 'Jersey Shore' continues to make bank... and not only for the ingenious producers who hit upon the brilliant idea to make 'The Real World' but without any diversity. Among the massive ratings, tons of hype, and talks of a Snooki-dating show, someone figured out that they should market a 'Jersey Shore' iPhone application before MTV got around to it. According to reports, the Tingalin-released app "does have a nickname generator, a fist pump challenge that acts like Guitar Hero for bros, as well as a list of useful pick-up lines for meeting and wooing drunk honeys." MTV is pissed, because they were working on their own application to market to very young, impressionable children (with cell phones). So we thought: whatever cult TV series could we come up with an app for?

  • i-Hoarders: This application based on the schadenfreude A&E sensation pings you automatically whenever a cat has died in your garage again, and reminds you 3 months later when the carcass has fully decayed and is ready for removal. In addition, the program features a built-in social networking function that allows friends and neighbors to be notified when social services comes to take away your children.

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  • Dunhamania: This fun little pocket game -- based on the now-defunct Comedy Central series starring America's favorite racist ventriloquist -- pits you against the PC cabal of Arabs, women, and Jews controlling the media, as you fight to retain your "edge" with a giant, talking puppet.

  • The Office-Community-Recreation-Rock: NBC proves itself to one again be ahead of the curve in new media by coming out with its own PDA which doesn't so much function as a phone or a web-browser, but on the plus-side comes fully loaded with all the websclusives from your favorite Thursday night line-up.


  • CSI logoCSI-Phone: Allows you to test the blood samples you find at a crime scene by holding them up to your DNA-sensitive LED screens (available for the G4 only).

  • My Super Sweet 16 App: Bi-hourly alerts when some producer spends more on the cocktail wieners for his daughter's bat-mitzvah than you'll ever make in a lifetime. Now with live-stream so you can actually watch in real time as some spoiled brat throws a hissy-fit because her new Porsche wasn't the right color.