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You've already exercised on the subway and scaled cliffs with someone in a panda suit, but at some point you're going to have to rock climb in your house. If you don't have climbing holds in your home (some people don't) it can be difficult. Door frames and narrow hallways are essential to an enjoyable climbing adventure.

When making the ascent make sure to double check your holds before transferring your weight. You don't want a french door coming off its hinges and sending you plummeting a few thousand millimeters to the ground. Explore with caution and watch out for adorable pets below you.

The holy grail of House Climbers is an attic in Tanzania, next to Mt. Kilimanjaro. Many inexperienced tourists have died trying to reach the summit through the twisted maze of hallways and dilapidated bedrooms. If you end up getting out of the house alive, your next challenge is to scale a VW. Coming soon... spelunking in your basement.

  • So cool. Just assume he had 15 tripods with 15 cameras and did this all in one take.


  • You can never have enough door frames.

  • Don't get too crazy. Make sure you have a spotter and someone following you with a bag of chalk.

  • House climbing is especially useful if you're allergic to carpet.

  • Hey look! Actual boulders.