man with eye tattoosSo there are prisoners who tattoo the whites of each others eyes with their very own hands. It's kind of like making a shank out of gum, fluorescent light bulbs, and toilet piping, except we don't know what a shank is and prisoners probably don't have easy access to light bulbs (they are sharp, you see!).

Anyway, here's your stay-out-of-jail card. It's actually your YOU'D-BETTER-FOLLOW-THE-EFFING-RULES card, otherwise you may end up looking like a guinea pig at a rave. Or maybe you're into that? Hey, they're your eyes. Go crazy!