janet jackson tyler perry why did i get married tooOk, so we didn't exactly "see" 'Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married' the first time around, but we did see the posters! And we did watch the original trailer on YouTube, if only to verify that the movie was in fact (and as we'd thought) a drama about marital spats and broken friendships.

Because, um, apparently something happened between the movie and its upcoming action/horror (?) sequel, 'Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too', in which a group of couples take a vacation together where "ONE! OF! THESE! COUPLES! WILL NOT! MAKE IT!"

...Make it out alive? Is that what this is? Call us crazy, but either Janet Jackson just finished a particularly grueling yogilatespin class, or some dude is doing a permanent Rhythm Nation salute face-down in a pool somewhere.

In other words, we've already got our tickets!