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Animals Using Tools (Videos)
Calling all Urlquenians! Calling all Urlquenians! We are on threat level beta max, here. Animals have started (adorably) using tools!
Now do you believe me when I say that they are going to take over the world? How long before they manufacture tanks and guided missile systems?! T minus negative bajillion years, that's how long!
You fools...you utter fools. I tried to warn you. But like Laocoon, Cassandra and Peter Schiff, my prophesies were ignored.
Octopus Builds TankOkay, maybe this isn't exactly a tank, but the basic concept is there.
Hah! This crow has figured out how to build tools. How soon before it builds the machinery to manufacture the octopus's tank? Very.
Crow Builds a Tool
Fine fine...maybe it's not a land mine...but if they can do this, they can definitely dismantle an M14.
Mouse Disarms Land Mine
These monkeys should be able to keep the animal hordes well fed. Are you starting to get the picture?
Monkeys Manufacture Food
Are you people seeing this? Animals are also defeating us at sports! Even David Beckham couldn't compete with this elephant.
Elephant Plays Soccer
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