While most of you sane netizens speak in what you call "words" and "phrases" I tend to speak only in images. Like a graphic novel with less logic and no narrative flow, my e-mail responses usually consist of funny photos (as I see them). This is where "crazy monkey" comes in.

Mom emails you "Have you thought about your 401K lately?" You give her this. Your boss asks you "Where's that report I asked you to do 6 months ago?" You give him this. Well, 2010 will be different, I tell you. Starting tomorrow... it will all be about "baby guinea pig" because apparently that is where all the action is. HAPPY NEW YEAR!