champagne cork Champagne is as synonymous with the new year as January First. And nothing says Happy New Year like a champagne cork rocketing at your face at 40 miles per hour, except maybe a champagne cork barreling towards your rear at the same speed. We found one of those videos too. But first, here's the head shot.

And, while you're at it, why not turn around and drop your pants?

champagne cork to the butt
Click this link or the image to watch the video.