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Japanese man with pizza sliceWith Urlesque HQ located in downtown Manhattan, we're lucky enough to have access to the best pizza in the world (sorry, Italy, Chicago, and Papa John). Of course, there's that part of us that goes weak in the tummy for the deliciously artificial, defrosted taste of Pizza Hut. We're still Americans, dammit, and we love us some good, old-fashioned fran-'cheese' pie every now and then.

Hey, Japan has Pizza Hut, too! Except, somehow, their pies manage to outdo us in math scores scientific innovation chances for cardiac arrest, with pizzas that boast toppings which include "Camembert cheese thrown on top of normal cheese, fried cheese on the pizza, [and a] crust stuffed with a mixture of Parmesan, mozzarella, and cheddar cheese."

If the phantom diarrhea hasn't already turned your pants inside out, the visual proof ought to do it justice: