12.24.09 - 12:00PM
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Eliot Glazer

Randolph Marshall, Your New Crazy Old Dude Who Knows What YouTube Is

Randolph Marshall The natural laws of YouTube state that for every level-headed gentleman over the age of 60 with access to a web cam, there shall be a dozen others who are the mayors of Super Bonkerstown. From Edarem to Branston Aniston, these guys should be lauded for their technological savvy, but probably also arrested for crimes of whose natures we are unaware but definitely suspicious.

Today, we gladly hand the Creepy Old Vlogger baton off to YouTuber randolphmarshall, whose antics aren't necessarily as creepy as his predecessors, but do, indeed, remain supremely weird, mildly disturbing, and definitely a whole lot of cuckoo bananas.

Don't expect an explanation, 'cuz we don't got one! Take it away, Crazy Grandpa!

link:// randolphmarshall on YouTube
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1.09.10

By Randolph Marshall

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HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT I SHOULD BE ARRESTED! PERHAPS YOU MAY BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER, SINCE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN MY VIDEOS THAT MERIT YOU SLANDEROUS SUGGESTION THAT I SHOULD BE ARRESTED. WOULD THAT BE EXPLANATION ENOUGH FOR YOU? I don't know why my videos disturb you, unless of course, you are disturbed to begin with... now, if I were to display something really disgusting in my videos, such as human excrement floating in a crapper, that would be creepy, but perhaps not something that YOU would notice since you have not yet, because you are too busy defaming my character as someone who should be arrested. SHAME ON YOU. You, sir, are disgusting for being that tiny particle of human waste that you are, floating out there in a crapper, somewhere.... You are no better than the haters who make creepy comments on mine and other videos. Read the comments. That is if you have the abillity to read.

2.12.12

By Randolph

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There are NO natural laws of youtube you slime-ball. Only some low-life no-good IDIOT BOTTOM-FEEDER would attempt to create one in order to ridicule someone else. Hey, I have discovered what makes them do-nutts named after you so sticky!