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Criminy! You gol' darn sure tootin' news anchors best watch your mother-hush-yourself mouths. You keep on (unintentionally) cussing like a bunch of gosh-darned sailors!

Why when I was a munchkin and I cussed my pa out with my no-good cusses, he took a bar of soap and washed my mother-cuss-yourself mouth out so bad that I couldn't hardly speak the next day at the glue factory. That's right, I worked at a glue factory! I was 8 years old and I stirred the vat of hors -- I mean glue! -- to earn my keep.

You news anchors are a disgrace. Check out your most filthy (unintentional) cusses after the jump. (Do we even need to give you a NSFW language warning?)

5. "Hit In The Arm"

This anchor is a pro; She recovers really well after cussing out this gang shooting.


4. "Thousand Foot Shipper"

Come on, this is just amateurish.


3. "Frontier City"

Jeez, all kinds of s--t just keeps coming out of these anchors' mouths.


2. "Mmmm, Nice Pussy"

Hey, she ain't lion (UGH).


1. "Keep Pluckin' That Chicken"

This one is a classic, I use it all the time in casual conversation.