As Christmas inches near and Hanukkah's almost over, have you run out of time to properly send out holiday cards? Don't fret! As usual, the Internet has your solution: e-cards! And if you're slightly wary of sending the same ol' boring greeting card, we've collected the web's best spots to find greetings of all types -- from Pee Wee to Emoticarolers. Guaranteed to bypass the spam folder and the cost of shipping is free!


Elf Yourself

The only fully customizable holiday card that your mother sends you every year (cat's face included!) yet seems never to get old.



Some eCards

Snarky e-cards for the lovable cynics in your life.

Critter Carols

Don't know much about your Great Aunt Sarah aside from her email and that she owns 8 cats? Boy, do I have the purrrr-fect (ugh, sorry) e-card for you!

Emoticarolers

These Emoticarolers will sing any lyrics you wish along with classic holiday tunes -- yes, they'll even say "poop". So stop asking.


Pee-Wee's e-Cards

What better way to spread cheer than with a holiday e-card from Pee-wee?! Where's Chairy?

E-Card Maker Website

Half Blingee, half Microsoft Paint, you can go totally retro with MIDIs, flashing GIFs and crude Santa drawings with ecardmakerwebsite.com.

Tattoo Santa

Everyone's favorite gift-giver, Santa Claus, will tattoo a greeting message of your choice onto his "bowl full of jelly," his knuckles and yes, even his lower back.