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Exotic pet owners of the community, a scourge is sweeping through our pets! Animals are getting drunk left and right!

I know that you guys did your best. I know that you tried to instill traditional values in your pets. But teenagers are rebellious and some of them will experiment no matter what you do.

Still, it is up to you to be a parent. Next time your anteater says that he is "going out" to hang with his friend gorilla (who is kind of a punk, you think) just say no! Ask him if he has finished his homework. Do your due diligence!

5. Blottoed Anteater

Sure anteater, it starts with just a relaxing evening drink now and then...but it can become more than that. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, anteater!


4. Pie-Eyed Spider

Oh spider, look at you. This has gotten out of hand. You're falling off your book-stool!


3. Snockered Elephant

Elephant, what are you doing? You can't even stand up! Your friends meerkat and giraffe are worried about you. We're all worried about you.


2. Three-Sheets-To-The-Wind Mouse

What are you doing, mouse? The second you get a few drinks in you, you start thinking you can dance.


1. Hooched-Up Lion

Lion, what will your little brother think!? You are supposed to be his role model. How are you ever going to get into Harvard now!?