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"Mike, what are the 5 webbiest ornaments?" That is a thing that you say to me -- often! "Oh man Mike, you are great at interior decorating as well as feng shui as well as intertubular culture... please please tell me about webby ornaments!"

Fine! Jeez, guys, I am busy dontcha' know (Sarah Palin jokes are going to be so 2010), but I always have time for you.

After the break, check out the five webbiest ornaments ever to grace the web:

5. World of Warcraft Ornament

For true WoW addicts only, here's a hand-sculpted Khorium Ore ornament. Thank effing god I have no idea what that is.


4. Bacon Angel Ornament

Finally, an ornament that is the apotheosis of my (and your) (and the interpipes') love for bacon. Thank you. Thank you.


3. Flying Spaghetti Monster Ornament

Originally intended as a satirical protest against the teaching of intelligent design in public schools, the flying spaghetti monster is still that. It is also still awesome, just like this ornament.

(via NifNaks)

2. Lolcats Ornament

Yourself to yourself: "I iz haz deez lolcats urnmentz." Lol, you are great. At this point you are so in love with lolcats that you will speak like that no matter who is listening. Congrats on that, you'll definitely enjoy buying 37 of these ornaments.

(via CafePress)

1. Goatse Ornament

Aaaaaaahhhhhh, I will not explain this ornament to you! If you don't know what it references, do not find out!!!

(via Bt3a)