If at first you don't succeed at teaching your nana how to send an e-mail, just stop. You can only manually write directions on a legal pad in all capitals so many times. How much can you magnify a computer screen, right? WE UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION.

Don't feel too guilty, though. Now you can teach Granny to e-mail without her having to go near a computerbox! With Celery, all one needs to write and receive e-mail is a finger and a klunky facsimile machine. SO E-Z!




By the time Great Aunt Delores figures out how to use Celery, she'll be technologically caught up to the year you were born. Congratulations, time machines! EVERYBODY WINS!