big furry friendsYou don't have to be a Furry to buy from Big Furry Friends, but you don't have to not be one, either. To hit up the online store -- the source for "the finest handmade stuffed plush animals in the world" -- all you really need to be is merely a fan of enormous animals that are adorable and do not move (unless you are perhaps mental).

But, really, Big Furry Friends also serves as a depot for mascots, corporate events, and weddings. ...Which is convenient, considering that their impressively wide array of animals cover the SAME EXACT POSSIBLE THEMES of our fantasy weddings, which include the following fauna:



BABY MAMMOTH


FLYING SQUIRREL




PHOENIX FIREBIRD




BAT




GOAT WITH PRONOUNCED UDDER




Call us a bridezilla, but this how it's going to be. Thank you in advance, Big Furry Friends!