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Tonya Harding hired an eighth grader to design her web site in 1999, and apparently she hasn't looked back since. Unless, of course, she has, and remains steadfastly ignorant to the fact that the internet has evolved beyond asking readers to download a Quicktime file in order to watch a video of Tonya Harding standing in a back yard, thanking her "fans" for their support after she hired someone to smash Nancy Kerrigan in the feet with a pipe or whatever.
Luckily, Tonya does assure as that this is, indeed, her official web site (gotcha, hackers), and likely the only place on the internet where one can go to find 64 -- 64! -- pages of "user-submitted" HARDCORE TONYA HARDING FAN FICTION (and that's not counting the 33 pages of "ICED" -- or rejected -- FANTASIES) <--- NSFW!
Incidentally, who knew Tonya Harding could write 97 pages of fantasy about herself? You go, girl!
But, really, at the end of the day, it's all about Tonya Harding -- former figure skater, homemade porn aficionado, and Queen of Scrunchies -- giving the OK to someone to share photos from the best shoot ever:
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12.12.09
By wstarhopper
Tonya harding says she is from Portland Oregon. She actually is from a small town south of Portland called Beavercreek.Since no one outside of those in northren Oregon knows where that is, we will give her that one. She has deeply shamed the people of Portland and Oregon and we are now deeply greatful to her that she has moved to Vancouver Washington. This woman is very sick in my mind and cannot pass up the opertunity to promote herself in anyway possible.
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12.12.09
By ed
Why don't Nancy and Tonya have a beer at the White House?
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12.12.09
By DimensionX
Why is it that everyone is so willing to forgive Michael Vick for torturing and killing helpless dogs, but no one can find it in their hearts to forgive Tonya?
Just wondering.
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12.12.09
By Mildred
I can't believe how mean spirited and intolrant some of the people who have posted on this site are. They must not have read the same news report on the Nancy Kerrigan incident that I did. No place did I see Tonya accused of masterminding the attack. She was punished for trying to help her husband cover up his part in it. Come on people, let the innocent among you cast the first stone.
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12.12.09
By Alonso
Shame on you people lambasting Ms. Harding. She made some mistakes and paid the price. So let her be who she is. I've no idea or wish to see anything that she has on her web page. It's time we face reality and that being a part of society is there are some who are iconoclasts, compulsive, egotistical and gaenerally immoral so let us go out and try to make the world a better place for the younger generation beginning with first graders. May you have a joyous Christmas and a new year that is filled with good health.
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12.12.09
By mcsame2008
What a skank loser Tonya is.
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12.12.09
By wil2660
I just wanted to get on her site and see her nekkid, screw the rest of the blather.
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12.12.09
By dave
you're still hot, tonya.
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12.12.09
By Laughing Lady
At first I felt bad for Nancy Kerrigan. I've have a bad knee forever. But after Nancy said riding in the Disney Parade was lame, I thought Tanya should've hit her in the head. Maybe it would've knocked some sense in Nancy not to Disney bash.
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12.12.09
By ralph
kind of a crazy, scary smile...
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12.12.09
By Cody Cannon
Tanya has always been a real cutie in my estimation. I was very disappointed to learn that she was involved in the attack on Nancy Kerrigan. She needs a good case of genuine Christian conversion to become all that she can be, and that is a wonderful lady indeed. Perhaps that is next on her agenda. I certainly hope so. Anyone can make a drastic life change with the right help, even John--though that is admittedly hard to believe.
You troglodytes posting obscene comments about Tanya should be barred from the Internet for life and then some. What a shame we cannot meet in a boxing ring for an old fashioned manly exchange of pleasantries. Well, OK, at least it would be pleasant for me, but not so much for you.
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12.12.09
By eddie
look at her clothes and her face and you can
tell she is a total no class country hick from
the cow farm it figures she was jealous of nancy
who is all class and always won over tanya in all
the competitions go figure...
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12.13.09
By David H.
I remember the day when it was revealed that Ms. Harding had paid to have her chief Olympic rival assaulted on the eve of their performances. It was probably the most unsportsman-like behavior I had ever seen. I know she grew up on the economic edge but I know too many people with lives much more difficult than hers that didn't assault anyone. Those who glorify her 15 years later are living in a different universe than the one I see. I have forgotten her boyfriend's name as I write this. I would much prefer to see a story about Nancy Kerrigan and find out that she has forgiven Ms. Harding but that's not news on AOL. It's apparently not salacious enough or Ms. Kerrigan has better things to do with her life than discuss the fact that her competitor wanted to knock her out of the competion. Harding deserves to disappear into obscurity.
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12.12.09
By Lisa
This one has had her 15 minutes of fame - we need to simply ignore her & she will be forced back into her simple life.
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12.13.09
By Mike
Geezus people, Tonya Harding was already irrelevant in 1999. Why are people bringing her up in 2009. Why is this site bringing her up in 2009? If she's behind on the website, just how far are YOU behind?
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12.13.09
By Kman
Tonya is a very bad girl. She conspired to take Nancy out because she didn't think she had what it took to beat her.
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Tonya needs to be turned over on her belly and done up the back door good for her bad girl deeds. I volunteer to dole out her punishment.
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12.23.09
By Annie
ahaha, the fantasy page is hysterical!
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12.27.09
By Jan
What a sad commentary! I've never seen so many people with a fish to fry. I thought both Nancy and Tonya were beautiful skaters. I remember reading about this awful deed in great detail, but I never did see a single bit of evidence that Tonya did anything except use poor judgment in her choice of boyfriend. Why do so many of you love to hate her? There, but for the grace of God go YOU! Oh, I forgot -- you never made any poor choices, did you? Looking at her photos (in above article) I can only feel compassion for her. She's someone's daughter -- no more a saint or devil than you are. She's saddled with the terrible results of her poor choices, but I never believed her conviction proved her guilt. Her life has been destroyed, and some of you want to be sure it stays destroyed. Shame on you! I hope you never get falsely accused of anything.
Jan
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1.07.10
By Jo
What Tonya did was wrong, but my heavens she certainly has paid fot it. The girl was a beautiful skater. People have killed someone and not had to pay the price Tonya has. Would love to meet you people with the wings and halo.
Try forgiving you will feel great.
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1.07.10
By John Rider
Tonya, you have a life just as well as others. What happen between you and the media,ect. happened. I have watch you for a long time as a skater,boxer, and now Smoking Gun which I watch weekly. Hey, you looked great laying on the hood of that 31` roaster in that two piece bathing suit. Nice ,very nice.
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