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Tonya Harding hired an eighth grader to design her web site in 1999, and apparently she hasn't looked back since. Unless, of course, she has, and remains steadfastly ignorant to the fact that the internet has evolved beyond asking readers to download a Quicktime file in order to watch a video of Tonya Harding standing in a back yard, thanking her "fans" for their support after she hired someone to smash Nancy Kerrigan in the feet with a pipe or whatever.

Luckily, Tonya does assure as that this is, indeed, her official web site (gotcha, hackers), and likely the only place on the internet where one can go to find 64 -- 64! -- pages of "user-submitted" HARDCORE TONYA HARDING FAN FICTION (and that's not counting the 33 pages of "ICED" -- or rejected -- FANTASIES) <--- NSFW!

Incidentally, who knew Tonya Harding could write 97 pages of fantasy about herself? You go, girl!

But, really, at the end of the day, it's all about Tonya Harding -- former figure skater, homemade porn aficionado, and Queen of Scrunchies -- giving the OK to someone to share photos from the best shoot ever:









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