With the Urlesque staff comprised of a modest number of Jews (3.5!), it's safe to say that there is plenty of Christmas envy come the holiday season. Sure, we Semites get potato pancakes and chocolate coins, but we'd be lying if we said that Christmas didn't seem a thousand times more awesome. The tree, the presents, the sweets, and candy, and snow, and carols (and bonnets!), and movies, and fat bearded guy, and his reindeer and stuff? It's all so festive, and we want in!
But then, THEN they go along and shove this in our face? Dogs wouldn't even go near a menorah!
Well, at least we know what we'll be watching on a loop this Christmas (and this year, it isn't Look Who's Talking Too)...
- 12.10.09 - 8:00AM
- - by
- Eliot Glazer
Dogs Trimming a Christmas Tree Makes Hanukkah Even More Boring, Fuels Jewish Jealousy
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