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A mysterious spiraling light appeared in the sky over Norway last night leaving thousands of Norwegians oohing and aahing and scratching their heads. The phenomenon began when a blue light appeared to soar up over a mountain range. It then stopped in mid-air and circulated for about ten minutes before disappearing. Though many suspected the occurrence could be tied to the aurora or to covert Russian missile tests, astronomers nixed the first theory and the Russians denied the second. The third prevailing theory, and the only one yet to be disproven, is that it was a sign of The Rapture. Finally, something we can all agree on.


Mysterious Light Over Norway