Not since Adam Sandler's beloved 'Hanukkah Song' has Christmas for the Jews been so delightfully celebrated in song.

Chevonne, a bushy-haired Jewess we will peg as "Gaga Lite," knows what us salacious Semitics have known all along: those candles stay lit all through the night for a reason (to have sex) (j/k).

Burning the midnight oil has never been so naughty. Keep it up, Chevonne, and we may end up asking you to spread more than just the cream cheese on our bagel. (HEY-O!)