12.07.09 - 4:15PM
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Mike Singer

Sketchy Santas -- Sit With Caution

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Whatever your opinion about a guy who isolates himself in the middle of the Arctic Ocean for 99.7% of the year, keeps lists with little boys' and girls' names on them, and sneaks into people's homes in the middle of the night, maybe is fine. But I think we can all agree that there is something fundamentally a little creepy about a regular dude who dresses up like that guy in order to get children to sit on his lap. There are isolated instances where these men aren't just a little creepy, but outright sketchy. The website Sketchy Santas chronicles these men. Here are just a few of the many perturbing Kris Kringles who are frightening youth across the world's malls:

link:// See lots more Sketchy Santas on the site!

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12.09.09

By Rudy

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There's an even better website for weird Santas at www.CreepySantaPhotos.com - this sketchy santas is just ripping off photos collected by the Chicago Tribune over the years.

12.10.09

By HeyCaptainObvious

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Um Rudy, which I somehow already know it is a reference to your favorite movie of all time...anyways...

Ripping off others for easy digestion by me, so I can continue to be lazy and entertained at the same time because of the work of others...kind of the point of this site...

It is Urlesque...exposing bits of the web...

Not Urlesque...an entire site of original content made to look like we ripped it off from someone else through providing fake links, also known as urls, for visitors in an attempt to keep up the elaborate hoax we have created so it can be discovered by observant viewers...no offense though.

I wonder if their link under the last pic is ripping your link off....

12.10.09

By FOURDOGSLAUGHING

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those Santas look kinda creepy , don't they ?

12.10.09

By ceegee

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What's so sketchy in these pix?? that they have to put up with screaming and crying kids? That they have poorly fitting costumes and beards? The only sketchy thing I see is the doofus in red panties and a sax sitting on Santa's lap... Santa should be the one crying in that one! Happy Holidays!

12.10.09

By Sharanne Wick

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I have always thought Santa was more than a little off. He is like a stalker. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake; he knows if you've been bad or good!" Parents tell their children not to talk to strangers, not to take candy from strangers, not to let anyone touch them in their "swimsuit areas," and yet, once a year they expect the poor children to go to a stranger, sit on his lap, permit him to touch them, expect them to talk to him, and take candy from him. No wonder kids cry when they sit on Santa's lap!