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Babies... adorable, right? I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here. I mean, I think we are. This laughing baby has almost 100,000,000 views. Everyone knows about Charlie and the finger that he bit.

So I'm pretty sure I'm on solid enough ground when I declare: babies = precious.

But did you know that babies are also all super geniuses in possession of Nostradamus-level supernatural forecasting ability? You did not. That is why I am here to educate you (education is what Urlesque is all about). A baby translation device doesn't yet exist (or does it?) -- that's where the internet comes in.
Here's a baby predicting the mortgage crisis:




Is the CIA tapping into these skills? Man alive. But toddlers have even more pressing secrets to reveal to you, my fellow internet denizens [CLICK THROUGH TO WATCH]:


You'd be wise to heed their words. Of course, not all babies are benevolent servants of the public good. Check out the gross decadence of this tyrannical young ruler:



He couldn't even be bothered to leave the tub before giving his address. Luckily, some baby politicians are not quite so dastardly:



Truly, the wisdom of babes astounds.