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alec baldwin wallpaperThe internet is a funny place. You see, some web sites are funny ha ha, while others can be funny uh oh, you know? We found a funny uh oh.

For example, WallpaperGate.com features a colossal collection of free desktop wallpapers. You can choose from all these different themes, like space and sports and nature -- you know, the old standbys. But they also feature user-submitted desktops featuring famous middle-aged actors (and, inexplicably, Norah Jones HUH?), and apparently the designers behind the work may never have seen the work of their subjects, becaaaaause do these make sense to you?

Felicity Huffman lives in a fancy treehouse; is really into Felicity Huffman memorabilia




Alec Baldwin has trouble parallel parking his time machine



Norah Jones is in The Fast and The Furious: Jalopy Express?



We could've guessed Nicolas Cage was freaky with the sex, but patchwork on tarps HUH?



FYI, Helen Hunt has soft features




Lena Olin is your fairy grandmother



Kevin Spacey is either blind or really cool or blind and really cool



Julia Ormond is the ghost of Londontown or something



Alan Rickman is evil



Alan Rickman is evil fierce



Alan Rickman is evil fierce an old lesbian