Why hello, fellow yuppie.

How is your judicial clerkship going? Muhammad Yunus rules, am I right? I agree, the proletariat will use its political supremacy to wrest, by degree, all capital from the bourgeoisie. Yeah, you probably should invest in an index fund.

Hey, you know what you would love? Latte art!!! It is the best!

Check it: latte art is an intricate drawing in the foam on a latte. It's like drinking classiness! To get you started, here are photos of some pretty complex and astounding designs.

If you'd like to make your own latte art, there are plenty of tutorials on the web. Here are the Barista Brothers showing you how to make an amazing spiral design:




I'm pretty partial to this traditional rosetta design:




You can even do crazier stuff, like this apple:




Or, this tulip:




Finally, this video is insanely epic: bunnies, butterflies, spirals, and more.




The next time you're buying a $5 latte (did you know that a latte is just espresso and milk? you could make one yourself for like a buck!), make sure to get one with some stunning art.