Whoa, have you guys seen Kid Rock lately? Apparently, he moved to Germany, dyed his hair, and became a lady, all whilst maintaining his sexy, sexy goatee.

Oh no, wait, that's not Kid Rock: that's a female German artist who is super-duper proud of her beard, and even wrote a senseless chant song about it. Learn the words IMMEDIATELY:

I'm a woman with a beard
You might think that this is weird
On this Earth, there are many different people
Different sizes, different shapes, different colors
Some are [poor?], some are hairy, some look like apes
This is how it is
Do you think you know better?

Note to this lady: NEVER SHAVE CHANGE. (And write more songs!) Videos below.