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When I was a kid, I thought that animals were capable of conquering the humans. Birds would overwhelm our fighter jets. Elephants would crush our tanks. Whales would capsize our battle cruisers. If someone (:cough: me :cough:) could just organize the animals, that person would rule the world!

I told my mom about these ideas she just laughed and said: "oh son, you're just a kid...a dumb, dumb kid." Well MOM, who's laughing now?! Animals have started using our technology!!!

For example, take a look at these ducks riding an escalator...sure, they're cute...but how long until they start packing heat? Today, escalators. Tomorrow, bazookas?



Then there's this seemingly adorable goat...check out its ninja stealth as it sneaks onto a bus. This ungulate is clearly already schooled in espionage:



In fact, that goat already has a natural ally in casper the commuter cat. Remember, super villains often come in pairs:



Here's a horse that is riding in a car...a car! It's probably only a few lessons away from being able to drive a tank:



Finally, if this doesn't strike terror into your heart then it's too late for you...man's best friend has no more use for man...dogs have figured out how to use the subway:



Look, the evidence is overwhelming: the animals will soon be our masters. Resistance is futile.

Soon I...I mean they!...yeah, they...will rule the world!!!