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If you have $150 and a high-quality photo of yourself, then photo manipulator Erial Ali would be proud to offer you the unique *magical* service of creating a Celestial Soul Portrait of you. After a personal phone consultation, Erial meditates and "tunes into you" to "get your unique Essence." Once Erial really "gets who you are," he magically transforms your photo into a Celestial Soul Portrait.
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12.01.09
By Josh
With names like "Erial" and "Dov" who the hell needs a celestial soul portrait? these Wiccans surely don't need to drop $150 for such magicks.
Funny how none of these are like "Debbie Lipshitz- paralegal- before and after."
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