You don't really need to read my list of reasons why, as someone who grew up Christian in a Bible-college town going to a Baptist K-12 school, I am in love with this video about avoiding the sexual temptations of giving normal hugs. You only need to watch it.

• Mother Jones fact-checked it, and these rappers really did perform non-ironically at the Encounter Generation Conference.
• The performance liberally uses police sirens. Except since these guys are advocating nothing illegal, I can only assume these sirens represent the excellence of the police who are coming to save them from being beat up by an actual hip-hop group.
• The clean-cut girls popping their elbows out.
• "I'm a rough rider filled up with Christ's love."
• How hard the guy in the sweatband and white tee is trying not to make that dance move where it looks like you're doing it doggy-style.
• Granted, this video was posted back in March, but that's still a really big reaction for an Angelina Jolie adoption joke.
• Are they singing "Democrat shift in the Congress"? If not, please tell me what they said, and if so, why?
• The tall guy in the chains is just hangin' out there filling up the stage.
• So there are girls who get aroused as soon as they hug someone from the front? Please direct me to them.
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