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It's 1994. I'm strolling through Old Indiana Fun Park in Thorntown, IN, listening to Bone Thugs-N-Harmony on my Discman without a care in the world. Suddenly I come to a fork -- right where the Super Swing meets the Skyfighter. I need to get to the Roll-o-Plane but I don't know whether to turn right or left or turn around. My entire world starts to collapse. I panic and shake my corn dog right off its stick. A little girl witnesses my blunder and giggles. If a website of theme park maps and brochures existed back then, I wouldn't have to lead a life of shame.


This virtual theme park of theme park maps has scans of layouts from 1931 to 2009 of practically every park you have or have not heard of.

Now the next time you visit Six Flags Magic Mountain, you can be sure to find the closest Papa John's en route to the Batman rollercoaster. Blarf!