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Remember that movie Wild Hogs, in which middle-aged men cracked wise about farts and gay people while riding motorcycles? Tim Allen was in it, and everyone knows that Tim Allen is the world's foremost genius when it comes to "makin' 'em laugh!" ::fist bump::

That movie is being re-released, only this time, Tim Allen is replaced with Robin Williams, John Travolta looks less malleable, and the movie is now called Old Dogs. Expect it to be the worst movie of the year, and also the most profitable.

Faces of Old Dogs is already collecting facial expressions from the film off the teevee commercials, proving that all humor stems from being like, "Who faaarted!?" (Also, John Travolta is Jermaine Jackson now??? What happened to him???)