Once upon a time, the smartest, savviest, funniest, most super-brilliant geniuses in the world (named Seamus Mulcahy, an actor and dog-sitter in New York City) got together with some other people and was like, "Hey guys? You know what we should do? We should film Shakespeare plays, but instead of having human adults play the characters, we should replace those people who can talk with dogs. You guys know dogs? The ones who don't talk and sometimes eat their own poop? Yeah, those are the ones. This is going to be THE BEST."

Boy, was he right. Shakespaws, a film "for dogs, by dogs" (UR WELCOME):

The film is available on DVD, and even features "Quiet Time," described as "sixty minutes of beautiful [extra footage] accompanied by relaxing music." PURCHASED.

Also, BONUS ALERT: Dogs watching Shakespaws, the reaction video:




Hey, Seamus Mulcahy? How can we be your friend (or at least be on set for the sequel)? CALL US!

• link:// Shakespaws
• link:// Seamus Mulcahy <---- CASTING DIRECTORS TAKE NOTE!