Picture it: your grandpa undergoes an entire body wax, works out hardcore, and paints his ears the color of his STUNNING crystal-blue eyes. Then he gets turned into a terrifying Shrek-like animation of himself and starts singing a silly "blues" song in front of the same audience that shells out millions to see Jeff Foxworthy perform jokes about, like, farmers farting or something.

Take it away, Golem! Little Shrunken Head Guy? [LANGUAGE NSFW]