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toothpick olive penguin icebergThe greatest achievement of modern manufacturing is to customize objects to exploit specific groups. Like people who LOVE penguins. Thanks to modern technology you can make penguin shaped waffles for breakfast, Google a tutorial to make olive penguins for lunch and have a nightcap poured from the torso of a penguin cocktail shaker. Also, advances in cosmetic surgery may one day make it possible to be transformed into an actual penguin. You could be Ringu the lonely penguin's less interesting friend.

Everyone loves precious little penguins. Except for this guy. He's not very fond of them, but if you're willing to pay for things that look like other things, the world has you covered. So fire up your 24 hour penguin cam and get shopping. There's never been a better time to frivolously spend and start your penguin collection.

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  • Tea Timer - If you steep your tea for too long (who doesn't???) and need a device to do it for you, this should do the trick.
penguin tea timer


  • Penguin Ice Cube Trays - It's doubtful the ice will look like miniature penguins, but if you tell friends that's what they should look like, they might believe you.
penguin shaped ice cube tray


  • A penguin cake is perfect for the premiere of your latest penguin themed blockbuster.
  • Knit hat and mittens keep you warm and up to date with the latest flightless bird fashion trends.
  • Penguin Erasers - Your next pencil sketch of a penguin will be perfect.
eraser penguin


  • A delicious stack of penguin shaped waffles will taste a lot better than waffle shaped waffles.
penguin waffles


  • Penguin Cocktail Shaker - It's dapper, it's stylish and it looks like a penguin. Perfect!