Halloween may be so yesterday, but it's still easy to get your spooks on the internet. Take this painting being sold on eBay for example (no bids yet, but fingers crossed!). We guess it's an image of a demon and dragon or something, which actually falls more in the "cute" range than "scary," but whatevsies.

But before you make an offer he can't refuse, the seller wants you to know that THIS PAINTING IS HAUNTED AAAAAAH!

(Also, POEM ALERT!)

A HAUNTED PAINTING--WHAT A DEAL
CONSIDERING THE VALUE--IT'S A STEAL

MY LATE BROTHER COLLECTED ALL KINDS OF THINGS
BUT I DID NOT KNOW --HE COLLECTED CREATURES WITH WINGS

HE LEFT IT TO ME- IT HAS SINCE BEEN HIDDEN
BECAUSE IN OUR HOUSE- THESE THINGS ARE FORBIDDEN

MY HUSBAND STILL CURSING MY BROTHER FOR LEAVING IT TO ME
STRANGE THINGS HAVE STARTED TO HAPPEN ----YOU WILL SEE

THE HEATER IS ON, AND IT GETS FREEZING COLD
YOU FEEL LIKE SOMEONE TOUGHING YOU--LET THIS BE TOLD

SCARY - ORIGINAL-NUMBERED & SIGNED
ME SELLING IT- MY HUSBAND DON'T MIND

IN WONDERFUL CONDITION, THE ARTIST HAS DIED TOO
THERE IS NO OTHER PAINTING LIKE THIS- IT COULD BELONG TO YOU

IT'S PAINTED IN OIL, MEASURES 25 1/2 X SEVENTEEN

HEY" GHOST WHISPER - HERE IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN
I NEVER WON'T IT BACK- NO RETURN AFTER YOU BUY

SO PLEASE DON'T CONTACT ME- I DON'T WON'T TO HEAR YOU CRY
MY PART HERE IS DONE

AND FOR YOU--DEAR BUYER--THE HAUNTING HAS BEGUN

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