I just want to fully prepare you: you are about to watch a video of a fish that has been deep fried and is somehow still alive. (!!!)

Look, there are many things that the video after the jump could be. It could be a video of a kitten. It could be a video of Swedish breakdancing. There could be literally nothing there and I've just written this post as meta-commentary on internet culture.

But, it is none of those things. I 100% guarantee you that, after the jump, there is a video of a deep fried fish that is still alive. Yes, someone starts eating it about half-way through. Barf/OMG, am I right?

Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please!!!!! Introducing... a deep fried fish that is somehow still alive: