"Bad Romance" might be the best Lady GaGa song yet, a cultural phenomenon that will (if it hasn't already) put her at the top, cementing her place as a worldwide pop icon and musical powerhouse. She's number one. We don't know exactly when the space-trannie supernova was actually able to conquer the world, but she done did it. She wins. Game over. Three galaxy cheers!

Not so fast, says Carlo. This cherubic little gentleman stars in his very own superior parody (?) of "Bad Romance," in which he wears sunglasses and emerges from a space coffin (or kayak). It's unreal. It's so good. It's SO GOOD.