- That's a nice portable computer you've got there. Sweet set-up. How's the lumbar support?
- Can you also pick up some milk?
- What is that? A netbook?

- That's a great mobile office you've got there.
- Free wireless is free wireless!
- All it costs is your dignity.


























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