
Thanks to Facebook, mobile devices and impaired judgment, we're only a few seconds (and clicks) away from staining our entire extended social network! That's peace of mind in your pocket. To make sure you never appear on Facebook Fails, follow our how-not-to guide of the five most common Facebook faux pas.
1. Married Schmoopy Fail
Why whisper sweet nothings when you can shout hot garbage? Why practice safe sexts when you can PDA with your PDA? Excessive spousal schmoopiness is easily the most frequently occurring fail (at least in my circle), and the primary reason Facebook should create a "dislike" button. There's even a specialty site for repeat offenders called STFU, Marrieds.
2. Mom Invasion Fail
She's reading, she's typing, she's commenting and liking :). She's poring over details, discovering secrets and crushing your game. And wherever Mom goes, Big Daddy is right behind.

3. Relationship Fail
It's not officially awkward until it's on Facebook.

4. Grammer Fail (sp?)
No spell check or auto-correct functions can stand between the fast-typing, carefree status updaters and the passive-aggressive grammar cops who love them.
5. Darwin Fail
Special thanks to the folks who enrich our lives by failing to grasp the basic concepts of food safety, unknowingly exploring the subtle joys of double irony, etc.
Send your friend's status slips to fail@facebookfails.com.
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11.16.09
By Rashida Beyonce Shaquanda Jackson
I thought you were smart and funny at #4. The fact that you called #5 a Darwin fail displays your own limitations. Delusions of superiority = fail. Widen your friendship circle and add me as a 'friend'. I'd be happy to intellectually crush your smug ass. Triple irony... I luv it!
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11.19.09
By liu
wht is a dry spell??
sorry..english is not my first language
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11.19.09
By liu
what is a dry spell?
sorry...english is not my first language
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11.20.09
By tyler
That little exchange about the goatee is pure gold. I am fucking dying over here.
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11.24.09
By Shannon
Did anyone ever tell that girl that illiteracy means you can't read?? lol, and liu, a dry spell is when it has been a long time since you last did something... or in this case he means someone...
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11.25.09
By LUKE
I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE MY CAPS-LOCK IS STUCK AND I DON'T WANT TO HOLD SHIFT.
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12.25.09
By curt
iM not illITTerate== my folk marryd ours b4 i Borned
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12.27.09
By matt
Most of these are FAKE....4Chan or someone got a group of folks together and they created a family of users that started doing these wacky posts on FB....it's not a hack....it's creative...and some were funny as hell.
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3.07.10
By Doug
I just about fell on the floor laughing at some of this stuff. Way cool!
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