Until recently (i.e. now), we had no idea that finger tutting was a thing. But the seated execution of the "abstract interpretive dance style that exploits the body's ability to create geometric positions and movements, predominantly with the use of right angles" by this dude is very much real.

Writes the uploader (a gentleman we assume is a co-ed considering the dorm chic background):

Bored. It's Late. My fingers are aching to dance, since my lower body is currently dysfunctional.

Gah. When we were in college, we were way more interested in, like, wine coolers and Golden Girls reruns. If only we knew how to finger tut, we'd probably have been busier.

Some things never change.