There are currently 147 YouTube video results for "schnauzer singing," at least one of which has over 43 thousand views. Interestingly other singing dog video searches such as "chesapeake bay retriever singing" and "pembroke welsh corgi singing" have less than 50 results combined. So just what is it about the schnauzer's propensity for song? And why does every schnauzer seem to want to sing the exact same song -- the one that sounds like a mix between Joe Walsh being strangled and a fire truck? I will leave this question to the scientists. All I know is that schnauzers are not as talented at the schnauzer-owning/YouTube-posting men and women of the world seem to believe. I would go so far as to call this music terrier-ble. You can make your own judgments, if you so desire. Videos below (lyrics included):

woorrrrrhhhhhhhhhh wuuuuurrrrrrh wurhh woooooooooooooo

wweeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeerrrraaaahhhh weeeeeeeeerrrrahhhhh

rooooooooo rah rah rah rooooooooo

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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This is a little different because it's actually a giant schnauzer. This one just sounds like an elephant complaining.

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