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We've been petting dogs forever, but little did we know that what we were doing had a name. It's called "dog massage," and there are "techniques," according to Everything Is Terrible favorite Maryjean Ballner.

In fact, when we leisurely rub our dog's back in slo-mo, we're actually exercising the "leisurely" rub in "slo-mo." Say WHAT, lady!?

You learn something new every day. And then sometimes you learn about dog massage, which is a "thing."