Hey Elvis!
People still love you. Like, they love you. They made stamps of you. There's a museum or something. You're still kind of everywhere. LOOK AT YOU!
The King, you're even on eBay, the online auction house! satellite99 is selling your likeness from the shoulders up, leather jacket and pompadour. But it's just your skeleton. No skin, Elvis!
Miss you! RIP!
-Urlesque
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