larry king beeAs Larry King approaches his 106th birthday, we can only celebrate the investigative journalism for which he is famous (and the countless interviews with Suzanne Somers, Iran Drescher [sic], and the mother of every American teenage girl kidnapped after 1970).

Like all media professionals, Larry is an avid Twitter user (despite once referring to the internet as "little buttons and things"). And next to Kirstie Alley, we're pretty sure that the suspender-wearing newsman has the best (read: weirdest) celebrity account this side of the lady who pronounces root beer float "emergencies."

Behold what happens on the microblog of a sad intern senile legend:










OMGGG WAIT TIL LARRY LEARNS ABOUT BEEPERS!