The following video is a real ad for a real business called "Jesus Christ Bail Bonds", and it's so amazing I thought it must be a comedy sketch, or viral marketing, or something. Cuz who would ever dream of exploiting the awesomeness of Jesus for profit?!


But in the name of 'investigative journalism,' I called the phone number in the ad, and let me assure you, Jesus Christ Bail Bonds is real, and they're fabulous. The transcript of our conversation follows:

  • Me: Yes, hello, is this Jesus Christ Bail Bonds?
  • JC BB: Yes, yes it is.
  • Me: Are you guys real, or an internet joke?
  • JC BB: We're real, man.
  • Me: Cool, and where are you located?
  • JC BB: Baltimore, Maryland.
  • Me: Thank you.

I'm just confused that this was never worked into an episode of The Wire.