If you've always thought Microsoft was secretly out to get you, here's the proof you've been waiting for. For the upcoming release of Windows 7, Microsoft is teaming up with Burger King to release the Windows 7 Whopper. It's a lot like a regular Whopper, only instead of one flame-broiled patty, there are seven. Yes, seven. According to my calculations, the Japan-only beast will have over 2000 calories and just under 150 grams of fat. Windows 7: Chest pains now included