Years ago -- in the nineteen nineties, when Tisha Campbell and dancing flowers were all the rage -- kids didn't have MySpace. Or Facebook. Or LiveJournal. Modems and mailboxes, that's all it was back in the day, we tell ya.

Of course, only the coolest kids knew exactly what they were doing with their fancy "browsers," and Everything Is Terrible has unearthed one of the best historical documents proving our case.