walter mercadoPuerto Rican astrologer (and Debbie Reynolds impersonator JKJKJK) Walter Mercado is now our new favorite creature. Although we never knew who he was until recently, we constantly saw his visage on magazine stands, on television, and in our nightmares. With a face made from buttercream and a wardrobe comprised exclusively of capes from Haus du Gay Magicians, Walter Mercado is just begging to be a meme.

Luckily, a Spanish-speaking genius somewhere is in on the joke and understands that a f'd up YouTube video, below, is the only way to go.